[Student's Essay] Who won the Gingerbread house?

Hi guys, we had a Gingerbread house competition last week.

Guess who won the gingerbread house?

<Raul & Zoe, Elementary teacher>

Raul from Elementary class won the Gingerbread house!!! He wrote a very interesting story :)

You will enjoy and laugh at the characters of this story if you know who the people are in real life.

This is a True Story!

It's about Gingerbread houses and their power dangers. In a little country very far away from here, a certain type of Gingerbread houses dwell in the jungle. Anyone who catches them becomes very sick and dies. In this country there was a dude that liked to go hunting the damned gingerbread houses in order to exterminate them.

But the real problem was the man who was making them and our dude had been looking for him for ten years. He finally found him in a city named Brisbane, where this ruthless person lived, his name was "Darth David"and his major weapon was hypnosis by grammar, he has two very wicked assistants, their names are Pam and Zoe, their major weapon was homework from the red book.

The wicked staff worked in an institute named IIA. When the dude came to the institute the evil "Darth David" was making the gingerbread houses in a classroom with his two malicious assistants that have caught a few poor Chinese guys with their homework of the page 65 & 92.

When our dude entered the classroom everyone was impressed so they asked him "who are you?" but he didn't speak any English, Darth David immediately offered our dude a general English course. After some negotiations our hero accepted the course with a 25% discount.

Sadly, after the events, our dude completely forgot about his mission.

P.S. Gingerbread houses keep still killing people with their bad flavour!!